Thieves, I Tell You

Someone stole my calculator while I was away on a business trip last week. I'm a little peeved, considering the portion of this department that I run relies on me hand calculating GPA's. Here is the email I'd like to send:

Dear (INSERT COMPANY HERE),

 

I am the manager of (insert job title here), along with other duties. Part of managing this is knowing how to calculate GPA's by hand. The instrument that facilitates this process is called a calculator.

I used to own one last week, until I traveled for one of my services for 3 business days only to return to a calculator-less desk.

I'm not sure how you expect me to manage this without A CALCULATOR but its cool. Keep the damn calculator punk.

 

Faithfully yours in Christ,
Isabella